Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

Yes, I’ve got more Montana Fishburne fuckery. I tried to ignore this chick for a few days, but she’s really the gift that keeps on giving…like herpes.

Instead of sitting down somewhere and waiting for her sex tape porn movie to drop, she decided to take the little bit of self esteem she had left and shake it in some kind of low-budget lip syncing session.

Brian Pumper considers himself a rapper and he made a music video starring his new protégé Montana Fishburne. Watch it at your own risk.

Ass blemishes are not how I choose to start my Monday morning.